telephriend 

This dude has OwnD more n00bs than Hitler. "Telephriend" is known best for playing everygame possible from the good ol' Silent Hunter for DOS to Mahjong Palace for Yahoo!.

(While playing counterstrike)
"Dude telephriend keeps spawn killing me!"
"Change teams then."
"OMG HES GOING RIGHT THROUGH THE WALLS!"
"omg hax hax HAX!"
"Telephriend is gayyyyyyyyy."
(User then leaves server and has to uninstall counterstrike)

telephriend by TeLePhRiEnD March 26, 2008

Telephrenia

The feeling you get while flipping through the television channels, stopping briefly on each one, and hearing logical sentences come out of it.

TV-"This is" (flip) "a great" (flip) "opportunity for this" (flip) "cheese sandwich" (flip) "and President Obama."

Guy1-"Did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?"

Guy2- "Nah man, you just have a case of Telephrenia!"

Telephrenia by IamJLovegren November 13, 2010

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pocky mossy no weepo logogo teleportendo depreione weterno by gucci hamster vs mushroom June 21, 2021

Telephreudian Slip 

When your phone's auto-correct makes a dirty, yet strangely appropriate change.

Dude, my phone just totally did a Telephreudian slip! I texted this girl, "I really like you.", but my phone auto-corrected it to, "I really lick you."

Telephreudian Slip by The Sporadicals June 29, 2013