taint monkey 

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.

"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."

taint monkey by heated October 15, 2006

tant monkeys 

When Sweat jumps from one ass hair to the next

Bobby has been working all day in the sun,bet he can fill them tant monkeys

tant monkeys by Swamp a$$ June 9, 2021