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sugar coated 

when craker bitches lie to u and tell u sumthin is gonna be poppin but it turns out its busted
thizz bitch said this party was gonna be off da chains but she jus sugar coated it
sugar coated by Steve young February 12, 2006

Sugar coated turd 

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).
My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees 

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's vagina, through a straw during, menstruation.

Usually performed without the performer's knowledge that its, "that time of the month".
Johnny used a sour straw to snort cocaine out of sally's vagina... unfortunately finding out that she was on her period and he had just performed a Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist.

sugar-coated lies 

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!
Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

Sugar Coated Sara Lee 

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake
My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish