story bag

When dumbass tells a fucking horrible story, it is necessary for the people around dumbass to let dumbass know his story was fucking horrible. At least one of the listeners should put their arms in the shape of a circle to represent the "story bag"... a place where the fucking horrible story can go to die.

Dumbass: "so this one time we walked all the way to the gas station to get slushies but they were out of the fucking dr. pepper flavor so I bitched at the fucking manager and pissed him off."
Listener: *story bag*

story bag by ShneedsDarButterFlineTodarro October 28, 2008

Grocery Store Bagger 

Any attendee of E3 that does not work in the gaming industry and has no business being there.

Originated during a Street Fighter tournament at E3 when Kevin, the Capcom hype-builder and shirt-thrower, asked a participant what company he worked for. The attendee replied that he was a grocery store bagger.

Often used to derogatively refer to unwashed slobs in dirty t-shirts roaming the exhibit halls.

"Damn, I wanted to get a shirt at the Namco booth, but there were about a hundred grocery store baggers mobbing the place for freebies"

Grocery Store Bagger by toma levine March 5, 2004