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hairy steak

It is a females vigina / unshaved for 8 weeks or more.
Female s private part in the 1970s.
Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.
hairy steak by Hair pie inspector January 1, 2019

No Stress in my hair, all streak now 

This sentence is from a track called 'Tough Ice 3' from the uprising music artist called 'RavenHalf'

This sentence is a slang for being alright and not stressed.
Laurel: Yo what's up my friend?
Hardy: Doing my chores!
Laurel: Alright, so how are you doin' ?
Hardy: No stress in my hair, all streak now.
Laurel: Same

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole 

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.