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stall shuffle 

Occurring most often in female public restrooms with an excess of stalls (i.e. truckstop, mall), this is the act of checking each stall for one that is void of anything in, on, or around the toilet. Most likely ends in settling for the least disgusting stall, or waiting for an occupied stall to become available.
John: What took you so long, I thought you only had to "pee real quick"?
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.
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Two Stall Shuffle 

The act of pooping in a public restroom and realizing that the stall you are in is out of toilet paper. You then proceed to pull your pants up and shift awkwardly to the stall next to the one you were in, so you can then clean up after your poop
Guy 1: Man you were in the bathroom for a long time!
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to do a two stall shuffle while I was in there
Two Stall Shuffle by SamJak69 August 6, 2016