squirrel slap 

When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.

Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face

squirrel slap by Master Destroyer December 1, 2014

Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

Slap my squirrel by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010