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A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.
Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015
Related Words
1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk
1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.
Smuched by im aWESome. April 12, 2010

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.
If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!
A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.
Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

spunched 

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.
Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.
spunched by Clarissalana September 11, 2006

Smulched 

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke
Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED
Smulched by Rokoz June 23, 2010