slapwinkle 

The parasitic fleshy spore often found clinging to the back of victims of smit dick. One famous case was the legendary Hindmarsh popularised in many Alfred Hitchcock films in the 1960's.

A BBC news article 1999-Food hygiene experts have today called for the withdrawal of the McDonald's snack the 'happy meal', this is after it was discovered that the product contained dangerously high levels of slapwinkle a dangerously smitty bacteria, which can cause immediate death.

slapwinkle by skogg noof May 13, 2005

Slapsickle 

An demeaning term that is often used when describing someone that is an allaround tool

Hey slapsickle, what did you just call me?

Slapsickle by DanAubertine February 25, 2009

ScanWinkle 

verb: present tense; To use your mobile phone as a tool to hack or scrape out a deeply embedded message from a password protected web page.

Verb: past tense; I ScanWinkled the answers to tomorrow's test and revealed more than I expected

I ScanWinkled for the deeper meanings and found hidden stuff with my smartphone

ScanWinkle by LouisvilleLinked December 3, 2019