shnelfoo 

it is happiness. another form of money, a silly person. The mexican jew dollar, a fucked mothers vagina. A tiger screwing a dragon, its anal crabs its anything you want it to be... yo.

Bro you see that moms vagina?
Fuk ya bro, its like throwing a hot dog down an empty hallway.

You shtupid shnelfoo.

Dude did you see that tiger?
Ya what was wrong with it?
It was screwing a dragon.. what a shnelfoo...

Give me all your shnelfoo!!
Its only worth five peso's!!

shnelfoo by clifford111 June 23, 2010

shelfood 

Books that people put on a shelf without ever reading them, even though they think they eventually will, but mainly to give the impression of being well-read.

A friend is going over your books on the shelf.

- friend : " - Title of the book -, wow, is that a good book?"
- you : "I don't know, I have not read it yet."
- friend : "Yeah right ... shelfood!"

shelfood by hansome hyena July 5, 2012