schvendo 

The merging of two words-sexual and innuendo. This is a lazy persons word made up followingkasnoozle after a night out.

Person 1 "It's just too hard"

Person 2 "Schvendo!"

schvendo by Sarah K W July 7, 2008

schmendo 

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess

Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo

schmendo by duckoff September 10, 2011

Schvendi-kick

One of the most advanced tricks that can be done in any sport. It could be motocross, snowboarding, and even soccer.

Kyle: "Oh. One schvendi-kick? Man, these guys are nuts!"

Schvendi-kick by seeinthefours January 6, 2012