scaloongas 

Big man titties

Mr. Harrison has scaloongas. He is super fat.

scaloongas by Mr. Steal Your Girl123456789 April 24, 2017

Schloonga 

A really long penis with no girth.

Amanda: That guy had Schloonga no girth on it at all, it felt like someone was poking my cooter with a needle.

Schloonga by Seb & Joe April 10, 2007

Scaboonga

First ever VSCO boy. He has a hydroflask, AirPods, and wants to “save the turtles.” Also likes to be sksksksk’ed on.

Hey, look at Mason. He’s such a scaboonga!

Scaboonga by CarebearMaster_YT October 18, 2019