scallubus 

A giant ractapus attached to the lower half a school bus with wild flailing tentacrews who snitches on his pears.

Did you see that Scallubus this morning? It almost killed Shifty. Such a shame it didn't.

scallubus by Anonymous April 10, 2003

scallabummknee

most atrocious player on a professional team

Who is that guy that keeps running backwards when he gets the ball...Yeah, dudes on scallabummknee status.

Look at that scallabummknee trying to beat the brakes off that dude...He totally missed that tackle.

scallabummknee by coxtheox September 6, 2010