root gobbler

a flaming homo, one who gobbles the knob, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin' ass jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin' salads

i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin' each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living shit out both of them