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jinx removing 

v. the process of engaging in superstitious acts in order to end a string of bad luck. usually in reference to bad luck in the relationship department.
Blake's jinx removing consisted of blowing 12 and kissing the 13th finger, then saying, "rabbit, rabbit" on the first, before holding his breath.
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remojify 

(v.i.) to reawaken one's mojo. Remojification can have both internal and external causes. Where "mojo" can mean self-confidence, self-esteem and/or self-efficacy, remojification can mean restoration and/or increase of any or all of these things. Renewed sexual vitality may inform remojification, but it is not the sum total thereof.
A: I am a poor, pathetic wretch. I cannot succeed at work; I have no money; there are no women who think I'm attractive; I consistently fail to befriend children, the elderly and animals; and, I never say anything remotely clever. I will be lucky if I can spend my life in utter mediocrity without causing anyone else too much harm.

B: Man, it's time for you to remojify! I mean you are just going to *have* to get that mojo back, because it's the only thing that's gonna save you, and without it, you're surely lost! Remember, there has to be *some* reason why you're special! Be a spirit, not a ghost! I'm not talking that Stuart Smalley mumbo-jumbo, either! I'm talking about remembering who you really are! Don't let the bastards grind you down! The movement you need is on your shoulder! Just dig deep, my friend. Know that I am here for you. I believe in you! I know you can do better! Mark my words: YOU WILL REMOJIFY!
remojify by pat.riot August 13, 2010

remotissipation 

-n noun

The term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.
Jim: What the hell! Dude, where's the remote? I'm gettin' sick of the constant remotissipation around here. My show starts right now and the TIVO took a dump last week.

Kevin: The remote's where you left it, meathead. I haven't watched it all day.

Who the fuck keeps removing dictionary entries? 

Me

Knee Removing 

The action of removing one's Knees. For example you have met someone you hate or deny to enjoy his/her presence, you simply 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴. This action has been commonly in the 1800's for torture. You can also call your local knee remover, to do the dirty work for you.
Wow, I sure do hate that guy, He really does need a Knee removing.
Knee Removing by The Knee Remover February 3, 2021

remorize 

memorize something again

portmanteau from 're' (= again, like in retell, remix, resell) and 'memorize'
Homework for tomorrow: Remorize Shakespeare's sonnet 18.

I used to know the first two stanzas of Poe's "The Raven" by heart, but I'm afraid I have to remorize them.
remorize by JochenEnglish March 12, 2009