Me: Bezzie dave m8, me n ur sis last neet.
Bezzie dave: Omg you
cock sucker, did you shagg her? *angry face*
Me: calm down soin, me n her woz on ur
trampoline, n i
accidently reboundpounded her!
Bezzie Dave: oh, m8, no probz, fancy a spliff on a wonnie?