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(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
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Quandivilous 

To act as though you were in a cartoon; to have the nature of an object or scene from a cartoon.
Sam dropped a piano on Ryan’s head and now all of Ryan’s teeth are piano keys. They’re such a quandivilous duo.
Quandivilous by UWundergradadmissions September 24, 2022
He's a self produced, self made, mixing mastering mountainous peak of originality. One of the best artists to grow from the cold digital space, Sisyphus is my favourite song of all time. An underrated powerhouse of diverse catchy antipop, alt r&b, industrial hyperpop and new genres entirerly, Quadeca is a potential potent zeitgest visionary. His relatability fuels hope in many recording voice memos of their own, Quadeca independently forming the most memorable music from the new digital age.

From Me To You, is an ambitious industrial hyperhiphop creshendo of a never ending climb. A conceptual long distance relationship with a complex snowy musicality, the highly anticipated album burns Ben's bridges with normality, indepently climbing the industry through the introspective construct of a mountain. Every peak a realisation that meaningless summits only distract from the heavy existential snow filling our boots. Whilst not exploring the snowy experimental blizzard to its full potential, From Me To You is the 20 year old's magnum opus. We can only go up from here. Before it goes to you, it starts from me, and Quadeca is one of the most underrated artists you have ignored for long enough. He is a talented staple of our generations musical potential.
Basic person : Ew! Dude. Is that quadeca? That youtube rapper ksi tik tok guy?

Art connoisseur : No, its Quadeca the independent soundscape inspired multi instrumentalist and self produced musical prodigy. Dude.

Basic person : Yb better.

*The art connoisseur becomes visibly enraged, but controls himself and resists the urge to take out his AK.

Basic person : Have you heard of drake or brockhampton? They're pretty indie, you probably wouldn't have heard of them.

*GUNSHOT SOUNDS

Feeling a decent 5 on this one guys.
Quadeca by IGLOOZONE444 August 17, 2021

Quandle Dingle

“bro looks like his name is quandle dingle”

“what in the quandle dingle”
Quandle Dingle by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Quandale Dingle 

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.
Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

quandale dingle 

person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson 

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now