puzzlygoo 

The cum of one who came without knowing why. He cums randomly and is left wondering why while trying to hide his puzzlygoo. His cum is usually speckled with pieces of glitter or something sparkly.

I was at a church yesterday and saw the priest trying to hide his puzzlygoo.

puzzlygoo by dundun42 November 21, 2009

puzzlewood 

A confusing boner stemming from something that shouldn’t turn you on.

I got puzzlewood after watching the inauguration last night.

puzzlewood by ihatesound July 6, 2021