porky dick

A Sharp prickly dick that cuts your mouth. Occasionally smells like bacon and is somewhat fatty

Hey man did you see that porcupine?

Naw man but I saw that porky dick.

porky dick by Bitchybootyqueen July 27, 2019

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Pork Dick

The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.

"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."

"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."

"Truth."

Pork Dick by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009

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perky dick

When your soft penis is resting on your tucked up balls and thus showing through your shorts.

Bro, did you see my perky dick while I was doing those deadlifts?

perky dick by Sokrin February 14, 2022

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