porkachoni 

Law enforcement of any country.

We'll do the break-in, you keep an eye out for the porkachoni.

porkachoni by ndborb January 9, 2008

Porkathon 

A marathon sex session

James: 'Hi Oscar, what did you get up to at the weekend?'

Oscar: 'I went to New York to shag this girl I know'

James: 'I bet that was a real Porkathon'

Porkathon by Wigmire January 27, 2011

porkahontas 

A living being, usually born in North America, that is larger than expected.

"When my cat reached 18 pounds I should have renamed him to Porkahontas".

porkahontas by Pinkpank April 6, 2016

Porkaholic

A person with a particular penchant for pork and pork products, especially sausages.

sausages are my favourite. i am SUCH a porkaholic

Porkaholic by ShameelH December 11, 2009