poo paste 

Describing what someone, who has bad breath, brushed their teeth with.

Johnny, you breath smells like shit, did you brush with poo paste again??

poo paste by Dexter St. John June 14, 2007

Pantene Poo Canoe 

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

Pantene Poo Canoe by We are Budju May 11, 2024