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powdered my cakes 

Powdered my cakes - ryan Totally powdered my cakes

Five Powdered Donuts 

Powdered donuts is a joke from a Fanfiction on ao3 (Powdered Sugar by purplezipper) using the slash ship RanPoe. 5 powdered donuts were stacked onto Poe’s dick and Ranpo ate them off.
Person 1: Bro, my mom bought me five powdered donuts today 💀
Person 2: kys what.

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
puddle ponderer by jubezz October 30, 2010

Bring in the powdered wigs 

An exclamation made when one has decided to take their personal conflicts to the next level by getting the law involved and filing a civil suit.
-That guy wouldn't compensate me for damages caused by his wet floor, so I chose to Bring in the Powdered Wigs.

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.
Would you like a powdered tube steak?
Powdered tube steak by Danjazone November 29, 2019

Powdered Doughnut Hole 

The act of putting cocaine on a finger and then sticking said finger into ones own or another person's asshole
Dude, I was so tired this morning that I needed a powdered doughnut hole just to get out of bed.
Powdered Doughnut Hole by BPS5 February 2, 2012