Trash, scum, liar, worthless, whiskey dick man who doesn't work or take care of his children. Usually found up a "creek" or "holler" and is easy to spot because every time his mouth is open it is either to whine or tell a lie.
Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!