ninja shitter

Someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a shit.

-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going

~10 mintues pass by~

-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter

ninja shitter by CSCC September 30, 2010

ninja shitter

One who shits on houses stealthaly.

"Man, Evan is a ninja shitter!"

ninja shitter by Kevin_the_HeBeast December 9, 2008