new fuck 

1)virgin
2) some one who only fucked a couple people
3)some one who is not good at fucking
4) an unexperienced person that fucking

jamie always fucks therefore she is not a new fuck

new fuck by sexy and sexyer February 22, 2010

brand new as fuck 

Unexpected Cunt-Like behavior.
A person acting Brand New as Fuck lives by the motto: "fuck bitches, get money" while claiming to be "Living their Best Lyfe" & staying out of trouble (everybody knows theyre full of fucking shit thou and they broke).

" I was feeling all brand new as fuck then the meth wore off & Like... I guess ive been smashing my coworkers babysMom? Shit Happens. Thats what he gets for getting me this IN THE WAY Job at the tattoo shop.... Is it REALLY next Summer though already? NaUh that was only like, 2 Benders - and YO. Whoooose kids are these actually and WHYYYY are they calling me Daddy yall know I aint aboit that Daddy Daycare Life im an ADULT; Duhhh.. Wait wheres my wife I need a Sandwhich and my P.O. is trying to Lock me up for nothing again I need an ACTUAL Real One to Hold Me Down again... #BrandNewAsFuck

brand new as fuck by Frog & Toad Do Child Support March 26, 2019

new age fuck you 

When someone pisses you off real bad, you go home and remove them from your friends from social network sites (ie: Facebook).

"Did you see the pictures of Jim on MySpace?"
"No, I'm not friends with him anymore since I gave him the new age fuck you."

new age fuck you by Denied616 November 22, 2009

New England Nub-Fuck 

The act of sexual penetration with the use of a nub leftover from an amputation.

"Bro, even Natalie completely yearns for a nub-fuck all month, often at night."

(New England nub-fuck not restricted to New England)

New England Nub-Fuck by Lihk Mye-az November 10, 2013

Go The Fuck Home New York 

The act of dislike against a fellow driver in which you share the road with, who is driving carelessly with a New York license plate.

I was driving down the freeway with Kbrown, and came across a New York driver acting a fool. I then stated, "GO THE FUCK HOME NEW YORK!", and proceeded with caution.

Go The Fuck Home New York by therealbspice December 28, 2009

New Jersey Titty Fuck 

It's when you take a crap on a girl's chest before you titty fuck the shit out of her.

Pat gave her the biggest New Jersey Titty Fuck ever.

New Jersey Titty Fuck by del87 August 4, 2007

fuck a new cunt up 

Someone who breaks everything

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"

fuck a new cunt up by Thatchers and Black December 9, 2020