menbrowsing 

used for excessive amount of time spent on online dating sites browsing dating profiles

Holy shit, I just wasted three hours menbrowsing on OKCupid.

menbrowsing by eatingcat August 7, 2011

Meabrowning 

The act of stealing someone’s dog after they break up with you in order to prevent that person from leaving the premises.

“If you’re going to break up with her, bro, then leave your dog at home because she be meabrowning...”

Meabrowning by youknowwhattfitis December 17, 2020