melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

melon dick by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

Dick Melon 

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.

"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

Dick Melon by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018