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licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant
By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.
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maple syrup land 

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"

Maple Syrup Ride 

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.
David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

maple syrup 

That weird gooey liquid that bleeds out of most Canadians when you cut them open.
PASS THE MAPLE SYRUP HUDSON. WHAT, WE'RE OUT? WELL, I'LL GO GRAB THE MOOSE ANTLERS.

EH
maple syrup by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

maple syrup 

something that has to be on the table before the pancakes
"Maple syrup has to be on the table before the pancakes."
-Rain Man,1988
maple syrup by bfk94 September 6, 2010

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
maple syrup sex by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015

Maple Sex 

Sex while using maple syrup as the lubricant.
Sex with a Maple tree.
Sex with a bottle of maple syrup.
Sex between two people of Canadian descent.
Nothings as sticky as maple sex...Eh?
Maple Sex by T. Olives August 28, 2008