loose butthole 

Anything that is lame, weak, or not enjoyable in any way, can be summed up with the phrase loose butthole. Seeing as most people don't enjoy a stretched crack, this term should be reserved for only the most deserving moments.

" I can't believe i wasted $10 to see Battle: Los Angeles"
" Yeah that movie was loose butthole."
" The loosest!"

loose butthole by BearssFan October 2, 2011

loose butthole 

something bad, not good, misleading, unpleasant, or just straight messed up

guy1: i totally broke your bowl(marijuana pipe)

guy2:dude thats loose butthole

loose butthole by EASTSIDEGSALLDAY June 12, 2011

loose butthole 

when something was really uncool, shitty, or totally not tight butthole.

Pam: Do you remember when Keith reminded the teacher about the homework?
Joe: Yeah, that was really loose butthole.

loose butthole by Kdogmillionare October 13, 2016

Loose Butthole 

1. Something that puts you in discouraging situations like bad advice from someone or hanging out with a douchebag.

2. Can be used to describe a crappy night/party/event.

3. Term used frequently by the main characters Blake, Adam, and Anders in the comedy central show Workaholics.

1. That tip you gave us was SO loose butthole man!

2. Person 1: Wow dude this night was loose butthole for sure.

Person 2: The loosest.

Loose Butthole by Token Hippie November 13, 2011

Loose Butthole 

(adj)- A very bad situation
(n)- A sloppy joe that looks like shit that went through a wood-chipper

(adj)
Teacher- Hi whats your name?
Childs mom- This is your son.
Teacher- Shit
(Mom leaves)
Teacher- Well this was a loose butthole...

(n)
Child- What the hell is this?
Lunch Lady- Sloppy Joe
Child- Eww
Child 2- Whats for lunch?
Child- Loose butthole...

Loose Butthole by Moh-Julien25 October 4, 2012

loose butthole 

butthole that is streched because it has been repetedly fucked or fingered.

person 1: "you see that guy"
person 2: "yeah, doesnt he go out with peter?"
person 1: "yeah. he has a loose butthole."

loose butthole by buttholeeeeee March 20, 2010

Loose Butthole 

A butthole that is so enlarged it sometimes even falls out. This is achieved by being very very easy, just doing it with everyone. Some can even have their own cities inside of them they're that big. Usually achieved around college age, but it can happen at any time

Brody Frandsen has the biggest Loose Butthole on EARTH!

Loose Butthole by m_hanna28879 September 22, 2025