lippman 

Someone who frequently uses liberal media as a source, ranging from Social media (including BuzzFeed, YouTube, etc) and is always online doing so

Lippman: Omg did you read that last BuzzFeed article how...
Friend: When are you never online? You lippman!

lippman by AdamPatel February 12, 2017

Lippman Scale 

A logarithmic scale used to express the amount of anti-humor produced by a remark or quip uttered by an individual with the intention of producing genuine humor. Similar to the richter scale, the scale ranges from 0 to 9 with each increase of 1 representing a ten-fold increase in anti-humor. A 0 on the lippman scale signifies a state of humor equilibrium in which nothing has been said which can be deemed offensively unhumorous and harmful to the souls and psyches of those within earshot. A 5 typically results in temporary paralysis followed by seizures, suicidal tendencies and diarrhea. Although nothing above a 7 has ever been reported, experts speculate that a 9 on the Lippman scale results in the return of Christ to earth at which point he will utter the words "Fuck this" and the earth will implode into a giant supernova of anti-humor.

The other day I heard someone say: "When you were born the doctor came into mom's hospital room and was like, your son strangled himself with the umbilical cord, he's dead......JK APRIL FOOLS!!!" Due to my queasiness and depression I figure it must have ranked around a 3 on the Lippman Scale.

Lippman Scale by Disco-who April 13, 2008

Lippman Fail 

A trendy way of calling out someone that is trying hard to do something impressive, only to fail miserably.
Typically used in a sporting-related context during a game.

Tyrone: "Watch me hit that 3-Pointer"
*Doesn't even touch the rim and misses*
Andre: "Yooo Lippman Fail!"

Lippman Fail by MiniVini August 12, 2023

Michael Lippman 

He is the Israeli Michael B Jordan

Ori: Hey Michael Lippman are you excited for Creed III

Michael: Yea I am going to star in that movie as Michael B Jordan

Michael Lippman by Bathing Grape May 23, 2019

Buzz Lippman 

the younger cousin of nate shapiro and the best you don't know jack host

Helen: "Oh, Les, it looks like you've got the registration fixed."
Les: "Uh, yeah, uh... I'd like to take credit for it, but uh, it was- uh, Nate's cousin, Buzz took care of it."
Helen: "Oh, Buzz? Buzz fixed it..."
Les: "He- ..The one and only."
buzz lippman (:

Buzz Lippman by buzzign November 11, 2021

Spencer Lippman 

Spencer may seam like an odd guy at first...

Yo Spencer Lippman! I'm have decided I hate you know bitch!

Spencer Lippman by SpencerL January 31, 2022

Lippmann 

An Intensely irritating person or situation,

Something or someone who causes the feeling of overwhelming frustration
The tear your own hair out, gouge your own eyes out scratch your own skin off feeling of AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

That guy is a proper Lippmann!

Today has been a right Lippmann!

Ahh my head is Lippmanned!!

Lippmann by anonymissy01 March 7, 2014