later losers

1. n. The act of attending a formal meeting or study group for the sole purpose of eating the free food and bailing, as in "Thanks for the pizza. Later losers!"
2 n. The actual food obtained at said meeting.

1. Hey Rod, I'm starved and low on cash. You want to head over to the physics study club and pull a later losers?

2. Ricklarry: "Hey Tevje. You hungry?"

Tevje: "Nah, I'm good. I grabbed some later losers at the AA meeting across the street."

later losers by Yamamoto bros. January 10, 2012

Seven-Layer Loser 

An individual who has sustained a life of failure in no fewer than seven areas unique to human existence. These areas include, but are not limited to, spirituality, intellectualism, fitness, optimism, family relationships, romantic relationships, philosophy, finance, career, philanthropy, academics. A true "Seven-Layer Loser" is incapable of even portraying themselves in any way as complete, accomplished or appreciated.

Kim Kardashian is the Michael Jordan of seven-layer losers.

Seven-Layer Loser by LeighRay November 6, 2017