lapantu 

lapantu refers to an idiot or a moron. lapantu is a person who says and does things that are not in accordance with the situation. It also gives rise to words like lapantugiri, lapantu singh(refering to an unknown random idiot person).

abbey chhup lapantu, bakwaas mat kar.
arrey dude kya lapantugiri kar raha hai.

lapantu by boomshankar April 9, 2009

Lavanture 

After a night of heavy drinking, you have sex with a girl and leave a Cleveland Steamer on her chest. The diarrhea from the hangover dribble down her chest. The dried lines of diarrhea are lavantures.

Bitch still has lavantures all over her chest.

Lavanture by YeahIt'sAMe June 5, 2009

Lapatunieus 

(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.

(2) Another term for 'etc.'

Example for (1)

"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."

Example for (2)

I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.

Lapatunieus by Bounga September 30, 2006