kookaroo

A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.

As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.

All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!