kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

potato kink

When someone in sexual intercourse likes to bring a potato into the fun.

"The potato kink is too much! Daddy stop!"

by Mermy Mon December 30, 2015