if-ted Share definition Flag A person having the potential to be gifted if they'd only pull their head out of their ass. "Yeah, that Sinjaya is a pretty motherfucker. But don't waste your time voting for him. He be if-ted!" if-ted by KoolKatKev January 4, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the if-ted mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch