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iWalking 

The theory of iWalking consists of a phenomenon wherein one will listen to music via a portable device, such as iPods, MP3s, Zunes, etc. When one is iWalking, it is not uncommon for the iWalker to reject offers of rides, as they wish to chillax and groove to the beats of their favourite singers. iWalking consists of alone time, freedom, and personal thought-collection.
Mom: I can give you a ride

Me: No, it's okay, I'm just going to walk. *puts headphones in*

Mom: But it's freezing, I'd rather drive you.

Me: NO, WOMAN, I'M iWALKING!
iWalking by Marl Karx II April 14, 2011
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iPalking 

To walk whilst using Crapple mobile devices or any other PDAs.
Dude.. take a look at that douche-bag iPalking with the front-mounted backpack so he can use his iPad as he walks! Hope he doesn't step into the road into oncoming traffic!
iPalking by JonoStepho January 27, 2011