iHam 

The perfect acronym to describe the perfect whore. Do not use lightly because it is usually reserved for the most vile of creatures.

"Hey bro, how are you and your girl doing?"
"Not good man. I'm in straight iHam mode."
"What? That bad?"
"Yeah bro. It blows"

iHam by thatabcat August 14, 2012

Salty iham 

Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.

Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.

Salty iham by ritzycave October 26, 2007

Ihamod 

The darkest nigga you'll ever see. aka - Midnight

Damn, you are dark...Is your name Ihamod?

Ihamod by ilikedatdope August 30, 2016

Sam I Ham 

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

Sam I Ham by bruhhmeow April 23, 2024