iBMP 

Also BMP.

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Person 1: OMGG, WHY DIDNT YOU COME TO THE PARTY WITH US ?
Person 2: iBMP.

Person 1 : Can you come with us tomorrow?
Person 2 : No..
Person 1 : Why ? YOU NEVER COME !
Person 2 : BMP.

iBMP by Cheniie April 3, 2010

Ibmp 

I broke my promise

Sorry Ibmp
Sorry I broke my promise

Ibmp by Xckilldepression March 8, 2016