hodouche Share definition Flag A hookers cleaning device, specific to a hooker. Or, a nasty name to call somebody you thing smells like fish. Stephen is a hodouche, wow, he sure is a giant smelly used douche bag from a hooker with 6 STDs. hodouche by Steevy D September 17, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the hodouche mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch