hespair 

when you are so hungry you approach feeling despair over your lack of food

She was very hangry. The hespair was killing her!

hespair by laylakat June 28, 2011

hempaired 

to be confused, specifically due to cannabis use.

Dude, you sit here at this stop sign any longer, cop gonna know you're hempaired!

hempaired by Rob O. Yoyo May 29, 2018

hempairment 

the state of being confused due to cannabis use

"He was laughing at the word 'salt' so I looked at the time and it was 4:40. Total hempairment!"

hempairment by Rob O. Yoyo May 29, 2018