hershey slurper Share definition Flag One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes. Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped. hershey slurper by cockEinstein May 12, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the hershey slurper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch