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herbasaurusrex 

my neighbor is a huge herbasaurusrex.
herbasaurusrex by elassie January 11, 2008

Heliosaurus 

The greatest alpha to ever live, the biggest thundercock to ever exist in the mortal realm. They say his voice is chocolatey enough to calm poseidon during a devastating tsunami. The only one to reach near such levels of testosterone is the man, the myth, the legend, Rich Piana.
Damn, that great ape over there must be Heliosaurus!

Heterosaurus 

Heterosaurus — n
any large carnivorous bipedal dinosaur of the genus Heterosaurus, common in the UK in upper Jurassic and Cretaceous times, although recent sightings have been reported in and around the Teddington area. Remarkable for its overwhelming heterosexual demeanor.

Behavioural characteristics include wise cracking, tea making, moaning (usually about exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something), operating light weight machinery, sticking to his guns, wise cracking, encouraging tea making, laughing at his own jokes, dropping the c-word on anyone he thinks deserves it, voicing his dissent to a pedantic degree, questioning authority, wise cracking and displaying a bona fide heterosexual attitude.

Physical characteristics - think Pro Golfer Paul Casey...ish.

C19: from New Latin, from Greek heterannos 'straight as an arrow' + sauros lizard
Bill is a good old-fashioned heterosaurus.
Heterosaurus by welovehandbags December 4, 2010