cozmo

the most cringe homosexual 12 year old on earth
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Heliosaurus

The greatest alpha to ever live, the biggest thundercock to ever exist in the mortal realm. They say his voice is chocolatey enough to calm poseidon during a devastating tsunami. The only one to reach near such levels of testosterone is the man, the myth, the legend, Rich Piana.
Damn, that great ape over there must be Heliosaurus!
by ChadThundercock42069 August 21, 2020
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