goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

goat locker by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004

Goat Licker 

A person who likes to write Goat Licker to say: ''you are nice and i will tell You that but i won't tell you who wrote this."
when someone writes goat licker it means a complement but you are not supposed to know who wrote it.
it was first invented by two 12 year olds attend London, Elementry in London, Ohio, usa
and since gone viral. so if you find a note that says goat licker, an anonymous person complemented you!

wow mom! your such a Goat Licker!

Goat Licker by pteranodon4444 August 30, 2018

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

goat ball licker by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

Goatlicker 

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"

safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."

Goatlicker by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013