fraccoon

Frat raccoon. A nocturnal mammal that frequently inhabits fraternity houses looking for scraps of drunk guys, plastic handles of alcohol, old keg beer, greasy food, and anything else they can get their dirty paws on.

"Dude was Amber over here again last night after 2am trying to bang someone??" "Ya, but fortunately all she found was some Heritage and blacked herself out." "Jesus fuck, what a fraccoon.."