flyitis

The drunken condition of neglecting to zip up your fly after visiting the bathroom.

He's not really jerking off and stuff all the time, it's just flyitis.

flyitis by Ninja Clan Lord January 1, 2017

Flytistic Blombosis 

A disease that causes square-shaped moobs.

"Xalphox suffers from Flytistic Blombosis"

Flytistic Blombosis by ffefefefe October 18, 2009