flat city Share definition Flag used to describe a party or other social occasion inhabited by a large amount of flat/small-chested chicks. In other words, a major letdown. Dude, you know that rager at Cody's house last night? Flat City all the way. I almost regret going. flat city by M_88 December 5, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the flat city mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch