Flødeharvati is a nasty type of cheese that you can buy at the cornerstore.
When you buy a flødeharvati it comes vacuumpacked and if you push it with your fat
finger it leaves a greasy mark.
The delicate
consistency of flødeharvati is that of a 10 month old open packet of
play dough.
The euphoric smell of flødeharvati is often confused with the smell of a cows bowels.
The succulent tast of flødeharvati is often compared to that of smegma.
Uggi.