facecuse 

an excuse you use when you want to end an awkward chat on facebook because they can't prove or disprove what you are saying.

joe: do you like Hawaii?
jen: yeah, im going there next summer
joe: oh thats cool
-long awkward pause-
jen: hey, i have to go water my plants and stuff... c ya =
-exit chat-
joe: damn, that was a good facecuse.

facecuse by daytonohioisbomb May 20, 2009

Facecase cracker 

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn

That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker

Facecase cracker by Davedale August 18, 2019

Facebuse 

Subjecting others to abuse or insults over facebook.

I just gave that bitch some serious Facebuse.

Facebuse by Jim_Thrush October 20, 2009