— Exobophobia (n.): The fear of the
incomprehensible, the infinite, and/or the unimaginable; an unsettling dread of what lies outside the mind’s capacity to grasp; phenomena that defy reason, perception, or
natural law, often evoking terror, paralysis, or the
inexplicable sense of being watched.
Guy 1: “Man, are you feeling what I’m feeling
right now?”
Guy 2: “The need
to take a shit, maybe?”
Guy 1: “No!, Well, yeah, but— dude, come on! It’s that weird thing.”
Guy 2: “Weird thing..? Oh! Your exobophobia’s
acting up?”
Guy 1: “You make it sound like a disease.”
Guy 2: “I know man. Sorry.”